Daily Archives: October 7, 2011

Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading

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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization

Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading

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