Daily Archives: October 21, 2011

Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading

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Conservatives and Liberals Both In For Annoyingly Long Ride

Las Vegas, NV– The CNN/Western Republican Presidential Debate in Las Vegas is only the tip of a giant iceberg of the ridiculously stupid and annoying Presidential campaign for the Republicans. For whatever reason, Texas Gov. Rick Perry and former governor … Continue reading

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading

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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading

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