Monthly Archives: October 2011

Congress To Pass New Health Bill

Washington— On Capitol Hill many congressmen and women have finally realized what every single person in the United States wants. More laws that are intended to improve our health. Over the past five to ten years many states have passed … Continue reading

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading

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I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe

आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading

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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization

Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading

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Facebook?

Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this… Here is the latest quote on Facebook from its creator. Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. … Continue reading

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