Stan Van Gundy

So for a long time basketball fans have known about Stan Van Gundy and his awful: style, hair, face and disgusting resemblance to porn star Ron Jeremy.

That’s a big ole yuck on so many levels.

Not only is he gross to look at, his coaching style and attitude is, well, let me just pick a few words that start with a: abrasive, annoying, and abecedarian. The last one I pulled out of my bag of tricks. Look it up, it may or may not apply.

Anyway, here is another picture of how gross Stan Van Gundy is.

The majority of coaches in the NBA have some style. Or at least wear suites that look decent. Stan Van Gundy wears dress pants, suit coat and then like this weird like comfy tee shirt or polo, either way it’s terrible. I don’t get it. Here is the difference between someone dressing like an NBA coach and someone dressing like he slept in his clothes the night before.

Terrible

Better

Another thing about how gross he is, is that he truly doesn’t care at all. Except in one way. He does drink some type of Diet Cola. Which, is a positive.

Anyway, thinking about Stan Van Gundy leaves me confused.

Sorta like this.

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