Daily Archives: June 25, 2012

Save the babies: An urgent report from Bouvet Island

BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — There is an incredibly serious issue sweeping the globe. According to a completely unofficial and incomplete survey conducted recently, there is an alarming rate of confusion regarding what constitutes a job. At the forefront of the … Continue reading

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Izzy Baconski

We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski. Here is her bio! Get used to her! Izzy Baconski – Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a … Continue reading

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