Tortoise MI-
I’m in Tortoise to remind you if it is raining and about 50 degrees, do not have your window open and three fans blaring at your face. Now you might be asking yourself “Why would Dr. Grumpay be suggesting that?” And I would respond there is a good chance you will feel sickly the next day.
If you do feel sickly you will decide to put a fleece on with sweatpants, in early August. You will be confused and depressed as to why you are dressing this way and it’s early August, you will question yourself “is this correct? Should I really be wearing this?” And I will say, sadly yes, you feel sickly, you put more clothes on.
Ways to avoid feeling sickly, turn your fans away from you and shut your window, or do one of the other, windows wide and fans off. For me personally I need the fans on. Maybe I’m writing this because I feel sickly. Maybe I know someone that feels sickly. Maybe you’re wearing a fleece with sweatpants. Maybe you just had Mac and Cheese for lunch? Maybe you skipped lunch because you have had no appetite for two weeks and last night you had about eight pieces of garlic bread. I really don’t know.
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