A Rare Movie Review: Snow White And The Huntsman

First off… Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful people in the whole wide world.

Now… Let’s get down to business.

This movie is like if you took Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, threw that away, added Lord of The Rings, Narnia, Return To Oz and Twilight together. I’ve never seen Twilight, but she looks the exact same and why would that cast her as snow white? I mean yeah, she was with some vampires for a while, but come on. She is sort of terrible.

Anyway, it’s entertaining if you are ready to experience what I explained above. However, if you are trying to watch this movie without waking someone up, good luck, as the sound goes from near mute to atomic bomb decibel.

Go quickly into the night.

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