Hey Mahhhnnnn—-….. I need a ride….

I’m not the only one to hear this in their life. I know it for a fact. I’ve been the person.

There are many ways you can get suckered in. It’s always sooooo innocent.
So, innocent.

You get a call or text, “What are you doing?”

“Not much thinking of going wherever to do whatever?”

“Really!! I was just thinking of going there, do you think I could ride with you man?”

Now this is where many thoughts come into you hard.

Ugh, do I really want to make fake conversation for like an hour?

The dude gets into your car already smoking a cigarette, takes two hits, “Oh, is it cool if I smoke in your car”

Umm,I guess.

There is a cd that is in your car that you want to listen to, his phone rings, plugging his ears, you’re like, well I guess, I will just turn off my radio. Then he gets off the phone he just starts talking to you about nothing. This mean I have to listen to this and there is no chance I can’t do this without being extremely rude, so you forget and start nodding and wondering what this mean. And then start going “really? oh? “that’s weird, that’s cool dude.”

You get to where you are going and then he starts asking you if you can take him to a billion places then you just go “oh I’ve go to go make beans”

Your brain will if you brain will goo.

IT may

-James Dust

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