Ukraine whispered this into my type-y fingers this afternoon.
Ukraine:
Do we have to be in the Союз Советских Социалистических Республик?
Or
Do we have to be in the European Union?
Putin is right there are people that speak Russia in Ukraine so, sending in troops to the southern part of the country is totally cool… And there are ethnic Russians on the International Space Station, so Putin’s got a claim to like, the moon, right?
Wait? Did an iron curtain descend or is it descending now?