Daily Archives: October 3, 2014

Nine out of Ten Doctors Recommend Shredded Wheat

Doctors are enamored with Shredded Wheat. The brick of tasteless, uh, wheat, I guess. Nine out of ten doctors say, eat that up, eat it! You’ll poop and stuff! 9 out of 10 doctors with more than fifteen years experience would … Continue reading

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Oh Boy, This Is A Weird One Part 1

Hey there… So, these aliens have been leaving me voicemails, and telegraphs and series of numbers they want me to decode, it’s been weird. All of them are practically the same, “Mr. Dust, we would love the chance for you … Continue reading

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