Daily Archives: December 16, 2015

Local Woman Reading The Newest Cosmopolitan’s Article “Relationships: How To Make Your Man’s Life A Living Hell and Break Him For Good.”

Detroit, MI- Lindsay Stone, 35,  has been buying Cosmopolitans since she was 16 years old in an effort to have the magazine impart incredible amounts of knowledge onto herself. For example: 400 hour orgasms, how to make him beg for … Continue reading

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The Unbearable Sadness Of Barely Lingering Friendships

I had this story kicking around the website for a long time sitting as a draft. I have had it kicking around the brain for even longer. So here. Take it I’m forced to let out a pained sigh as … Continue reading

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