Author Archives: Coyote Rush

Bozeman, Montana- After a highly publicized tempestuous 35 year relationship with himself that was filled with infidelity, finally ended today as John Mayer left another former lover in his wake. Neighbors heard Mayer saying, “YOU SAID MY BODY WAS A … Continue reading →

President Obama on Syria- I’m noting going to do anything, it’s Syria’s problem, but at least it’s not Rwanda. President Clinton on Rwanda- “We didn’t know what was going on, just didn’t have the information (SAID ANY PRESIDENT EVER, NOT! … Continue reading →

It’s been over two months since anyone has contributed anything to this marvelous news site, but I am changing that as I type and you read. First off, hi. Second off, sorry for going so long without making your day … Continue reading →

Not entirely sure where I found this in the many folders we had before the Shockuation News and antenna were created. I haphazardly pulled one out labelled 12-30-11. I wasn’t even sure how in got into the folder because all … Continue reading →

Yes, yes, I know. It’s Coyote Rush. Now let me calm you down, take a seat and hush. I don’t care what time it is go ahead and let yourself be a lush. Slush it goes when it rains down … Continue reading →

Marlette, MI I was searching for news, I was on the prowl, screaming and standing and crouching. I knew it could be anywhere. My knees began to hurt as I had been doing this across an entire golf course in … Continue reading →

This is Oliver Pepper! I’m out of jail. Steven Steve Stephens married the beautiful deputy that he was in love with and was finally able to focus on my case. I really didn’t have a case. My car, ted, that … Continue reading →

I don’t really have anything funny or interesting to say, like, at all about this except, that I am pretty excited that it’s been a year since this website’s creation and it is still kind of entertaining. NEWS! Let’s take … Continue reading →

Why is dancing so awesome? Dancing is great. Even if you know you’re terrible you love to do it. Watching people dancing is also awesome. It’s better when they are terrible, but it’s acceptable to watch good dancing. Dance parties … Continue reading →

Dear Oliver, Let me begin by apologizing that your first assignment has gone so terribly awry. However, I did tell you to get a full tune up before you got to NYC, crazy things happen. Maybe not as crazy as … Continue reading →