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Tag Archives: annoying
Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”
Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying, awful, blows, Coyote Rush, crazy, Fight, funny, funny news, Justin Marshall, link, Pantech, Park, phone, serious news, seriously don't buy this phone, shock, shockuation, Shockuation Room, sucks, worst phone ever, worst phone of the year
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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!
In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →
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Tagged Agree, annoying, Argue, Fight, funny, funny news, funny political, House, lie, obama, pelosi, President, Senate, shock
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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.
Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading →
Conservatives and Liberals Both In For Annoyingly Long Ride
Las Vegas, NV– The CNN/Western Republican Presidential Debate in Las Vegas is only the tip of a giant iceberg of the ridiculously stupid and annoying Presidential campaign for the Republicans. For whatever reason, Texas Gov. Rick Perry and former governor … Continue reading →
Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference
In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying, Apple, Argue, awesome, CNN, cool, Difference, funny, funny differences, funny political, Hipster, hipster wannabe, Homeless?, How, Justin Marshall, Kipp Beansworth, obama, or, shockuation, Spot, stupid, the, the best, to, want to be
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Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest
In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →
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Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name
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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious
Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman
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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters
In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →
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Tagged africa, annoying, Argue, bad, beatiful, beautiful girls, brains, choice, CNN, Confused, connie chung, Coyote Rush, do, funny, funny news, her, hot, hot body, hot girls, judges, Justin Marshall, Liberals, lie, looks, Miss Universe 2011, Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters, misunderstanding, obama, rear end, Rock, rocking body, sad, sex, sexy, sexy girls, smarts, Taffy Hawkley, Woman
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Border Collie Runs for the Border
Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →
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Automated Phone Operators
Why are they so annoying? Would they be less annoying with actual robot voices? Probably not. The reason they are so annoying could be that they have a trillion menus to go through and when you go through them all … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying, Automated phone operators, can't understand, Coyote Rush, didn't quite catch that, don't work, dumb, enraging, followed by star, foreign, head explodes, I think automated phone operators would be HYSTERICAL if they spoke like actual robots, Justin Marshall, kill, operators, press pound, rath, robots, Shockuation Room, so annoying, stupid, try again, We are becoming a robot culture. I might even be a robot and not a human, what was that
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