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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading

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Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference

In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading

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