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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading

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Reading The Shockuation Room’s News Saves Lives!

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay, isn’t that a little bold of a statement?” And to you I would say “no.” Let’s truly think about it here. Do you know anyone that reads The Shockuation Room … Continue reading

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