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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, awful, blows, Coyote Rush, crazy, Fight, funny, funny news, Justin Marshall, link, Pantech, Park, phone, serious news, seriously don't buy this phone, shock, shockuation, Shockuation Room, sucks, worst phone ever, worst phone of the year | Leave a comment

Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Agree, annoying, Argue, Fight, funny, funny news, funny political, House, lie, obama, pelosi, President, Senate, shock | Leave a comment

Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally | Leave a comment

Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged bad, beautiful, cold, Confused, confusion, funny, funny news, girl, good, hot, James Dust, Justin Marshall, outfit, pretty, purple flats, sad, second base, seventeen, sexy, shockuation, short skirt, students, subbing, sweater, teacher, ugly, Woman, wrong outfit | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged funny, funny news, funny political, James Dust, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, serious news, sex, shockuation, Siri, Woman | Leave a comment

Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Kipp Beansworth

In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading →

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

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Leyland Gets Contract Extension Tigers to Promptly Tank Season

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Cleveland, OH- Tuesday the Detroit Tigers’ skipper received a one year contract extension, the Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians. “The way I look at it … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged ", " Leyland said while smoking three cigarettes at once. Leyland continued, "If you think about it we have this three game series with Cleveland in Cleveland, Batman, Cabby, Cleveland, Confused, Detroit, funny, funny news, funny political, got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I ask a random child on the street to pick the lineup, I got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I just put Raburn in for those. Don't even ask me why I wouldn't try pitching our rookie Jacob Turner.", Inge, Justin Marshall, Leyland, Leyland also plans on saving a spot for Brandon Inge who is currently in the minors and is batting a stellar .177 this season. Stay Tuned Tigers Fans! Coyote Rush, Miggy, OH-, Raburn, so we can finish the lead off then. Plus, sometimes I get a stray Batman or Superman, Sports, Superman, Tigers, Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians., Tuesday the Detroit Tigers' skipper received a one year contract extension, Victor, we get swept there no problem. The lead is down to what two games at that point? Either way, we play them in about a week, which is a loss for sure. When Penny pitches I don't even make the lineup, you have to factor in a Brad Penny start in that week or ten days | Leave a comment

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