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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

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