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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading

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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading

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Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be

Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading

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Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference

In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading

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