Tag Archives: Woman

Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged bad, beautiful, cold, Confused, confusion, funny, funny news, girl, good, hot, James Dust, Justin Marshall, outfit, pretty, purple flats, sad, second base, seventeen, sexy, shockuation, short skirt, students, subbing, sweater, teacher, ugly, Woman, wrong outfit | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 2008 campaign, 2012 campaign, babysitter, booze, cats, conspiracy, crazy, dogs, fat, guns, hot bodies, hot bods, hot girls, insane, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, Lilly, nice, obama, potatos, rude, secretary, sexy guys, shockuation, short, skinny, tall, Tiger, Woman | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged California., Confused, Conservatives, Coyote Rush, Coyote Rush was born in 1978 to an illiterate couple in Jot ‘Em Down, funny political, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, Sexist, shockuation, Texas. From an early age Coyote was very interested in things that were happening around him. Without the proper assistance from his illiterate parents he learned how to read and write at college leve, Woman | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged funny, funny news, funny political, James Dust, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, serious news, sex, shockuation, Siri, Woman | Leave a comment

Congress To Pass New Health Bill

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Washington— On Capitol Hill many congressmen and women have finally realized what every single person in the United States wants. More laws that are intended to improve our health. Over the past five to ten years many states have passed … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged bars, Bill, Brenda Johnson, cancer, Cara Caraboutit, cigarettes, Congress, Health, internment camps, men, New, obama, old women, Pass, quitting, Shocking, Smoking, taken away, to, Woman, women | Leave a comment

Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name | Leave a comment

Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman | Leave a comment

Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged africa, annoying, Argue, bad, beatiful, beautiful girls, brains, choice, CNN, Confused, connie chung, Coyote Rush, do, funny, funny news, her, hot, hot body, hot girls, judges, Justin Marshall, Liberals, lie, looks, Miss Universe 2011, Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters, misunderstanding, obama, rear end, Rock, rocking body, sad, sex, sexy, sexy girls, smarts, Taffy Hawkley, Woman | Leave a comment

Border Collie Runs for the Border

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Ace, air bud, allowance, annoying, are, awesome, best, Border, border collie, border war, Cara Caraboutit, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Chicago, CNN, Coyote Rush, crazy, Cubs, Dog, dog runs to chicago taco bell, dumb, fun, funny, funny story, Grilled Stuft Steak Burritos, Justin Marshall, Keith Cuttlefish, Pepé, play, saying, scientists, sex, shockuation, Shockuation Room, silly story, State Street Taco Bell, stupid, Taco Bell, Tacos, teen age drug use, Woman, work, worst, Wrigley Field | 1 Comment

Calendar Of Great Importance
April 2024

M T W T F S S

« Oct

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

8 9 10 11 12 13 14

15 16 17 18 19 20 21

22 23 24 25 26 27 28

29 30

April 2024
M	T	W	T	F	S	S
« Oct
1	2	3	4	5	6	7
8	9	10	11	12	13	14
15	16	17	18	19	20	21
22	23	24	25	26	27	28
29	30

Tag Archives: Woman

Archives

Meta

Calendar Of Great Importance