Author Archives: James Dust

Tiny Changes That May Make Life Better. Or I’m Living in Cloud Cuckoo Land

Our people’s indifference now make the difference.   We live in a world so obsessed with making it, pushing people out of their way to try to succeed. In a trance throughout the day finding out they are practically indifferent … Continue reading

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Local Woman Reading The Newest Cosmopolitan’s Article “Relationships: How To Make Your Man’s Life A Living Hell and Break Him For Good.”

Detroit, MI- Lindsay Stone, 35,  has been buying Cosmopolitans since she was 16 years old in an effort to have the magazine impart incredible amounts of knowledge onto herself. For example: 400 hour orgasms, how to make him beg for … Continue reading

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The Unbearable Sadness Of Barely Lingering Friendships

I had this story kicking around the website for a long time sitting as a draft. I have had it kicking around the brain for even longer. So here. Take it I’m forced to let out a pained sigh as … Continue reading

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Presidential Dynasties: The Kennedy’s and The Clinton’s Part 2

The Kennedy’s and the Clinton’s are a substance yet to be created that is better than Teflon. The things they are do are forgotten, covered up or just like an raw egg being slid off a non-stick pan into the … Continue reading

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Presidential Dynasties: The Kennedy’s and The Clinton’s

The Kennedy’s and the Clinton’s are a substance yet to be created that is better than Teflon. Pretty terrible things the Clinton’s did and are never talked about. Bill- 1. Got away with murders. Yeah, so do serial killers I … Continue reading

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Oh Boy, This Is A Weird One Part 1

Hey there… So, these aliens have been leaving me voicemails, and telegraphs and series of numbers they want me to decode, it’s been weird. All of them are practically the same, “Mr. Dust, we would love the chance for you … Continue reading

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Is Neil Young Correct?

In his song, “My My, Hey Hey” he emphatically exclaims that it is “better to burn out than to fade away.” Now, these words can be taken in a variety of situations: life in general, being a rock star, and the one … Continue reading

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Putin Named Sexiest Man Alive

Putin may be busy with hostile take overs of chunks of land that belong to sovereign states, but that doesn’t stop him from bringing home 2014’s Sexiest Man Alive award. It doesn’t matter if he is sitting at his desk … Continue reading

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Ukraine: What Year Is It?

Ukraine whispered this into my type-y fingers this afternoon. Ukraine: Do we have to be in the Союз Советских Социалистических Республик? Or Do we have to be in the European Union? Putin is right there are people that speak Russia in … Continue reading

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Dinner Time From The Far East

My uncle Bill bought a large box full of mysterious Chinese food for Christmas. It cost him 75 cents. All in Chinese and there is no American description, I’ve been harassing him for a long time to eat them. FINALLY, … Continue reading

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