Monthly Archives: September 2011

Scientology: Why it makes so much sense.

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Now, I know that I’m only stating a fact with that headline and don’t really need to go on, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense. Scientology is created … Continue reading →

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Soldiers Celebrate First Day of ‘Ask, Tell’

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Kipp Beansworth

WASHINGTON – In a landmark decision on Tuesday, the U.S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.” Shortly … Continue reading →

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Scientists Suspect World’s Largest Woman Actually Eddie Murphy

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Scientists are saying this week that the current Guinness World Record holder for world’s largest woman may actually be Eddie Murphy in prosthetic makeup. Though they have gathered no solid DNA proof, hundreds of hours of video footage have been … Continue reading →

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It’s My Birthday…. Why do I still have to go to work?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Vance County, North Carolina- A local man turned 28 years old today and still was expected to carry out his regular duties. These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, changed and ready for the day, showering, not to mention doing … Continue reading →

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Man Visits Friend in Hospital: Avoids eye contact with every patient that has their room door open.

Posted on September 18, 2011 by James Dust

Charlottesville, V.A.- Taylor Brown, 26, has been visiting the hospital because his friend had emergency laparoscopic appendectomy. Even though there is only minor complications Brown says his friend is doing fine, but “you still need to show up and visit … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged "there is really only one thing that completely bothers me. When I walk up and down the halls, 29, aylor's friend, but good God, but I don't really mind them too much. When you have friends in the hospital, come in here sunny, despite having one of the most douchey names anyone has ever heard is recovering quite fine. "Yeah it's super cool to know I have a friend like Taylor, even coming in the night that I got here. He is a great guy.", even if you don't give a shit." Taylor went on, get me out of here. Others eyes look at me and say, he's been here everyday, help me, I am not bothered by the stench of cleanser, I know a lot of people hate hospitals, if they catch a glimpse of you, let me tell you how I am dying of cancer of the everything and all the things I should have done with my life." Taylor said cringing. "I just hate those eyes, Man Visits Friend in Hospital: Avoids eye contact with every patient that has their room door open., or smell of slow death, Skylar Lenin, so I don't look in there, Taylor was listening to a 78 year old man's life story at the time of press release., the continuous squeak of shoes on the floor or totes smelling to high heaven of pure human excrement that say 'soiled linens.' The thing that really drives me crazy is when you're walking down the hal, the top of their head barely visible poking out of the blanket. Their eyes saying, you have to show up and act like you care, you're straight up screwed." | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About

Posted on September 17, 2011 by Allo Furairingting

RALEIGH, N.C.- In a state that President Obama won by less than 14,000 votes in the 2008 election, a new poll released shows that Obama’s approval rating has fallen to 48%. The goal of the Obama camp is to target … Continue reading →

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