Monthly Archives: August 2013

Dairy Queen Rationing Out Water Like It’s Kenya Or Something

Sandusky- I had a half hour before my chiropractor came off of break. I decided to go to the library and goof off on the internet, but before that could happen the red rain began, not the bibical stuff, but … Continue reading

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Breaking Writer’s Block Like A Bad Kung Fu Master- Bad As In Terrible

So, you don’t know what to write…. ? Me either. I’m writing things, let’s see if this goes anywhere. Having writing block can be a lot of things. You can be in the middle of a novel or short story … Continue reading

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Part 2: Very Weird Animals That You’ve Probably Never Seen. So You’ve Probably Never Thought, “wow that is a weird animal.”

In the last edition of “gosh these animals are fricking weird” we explored some common animals that are very bizarre. This article will describe some of the lesser known weird as hell animals. Actually I’m going to start out with … Continue reading

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Mad Men, Breaking Bad May Face Cancellation

Two of AMC’s original programs could soon be looking for a new home. Mad Men producer Matthew Weiner said Tuesday the show can’t continue under its current financial model, following a report that big pay cuts are being sought for … Continue reading

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A Short Note Was Found Under My Door Today

“Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas.” Davy Crockett, who died at the Alamo, once told his Tennessee peers in Congress “Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas. “Don’t mess with Texas!” Some might … Continue reading

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Bob

There has been a great interest in Bob since his debut article. I didn’t write a single word besides this sentence you’re reading. Scientists are saying Brenda Johnson wrote it. What is there to say about Bob? He hails from … Continue reading

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Hipsters Start Denying That They Are Hipsters And Decide Hipsterdom Has Never Existed

Dude, we’re not hipsters. What’s a hipster anyway? You’re the hipster! Being a hipster isn’t even real. I like my scarf and hat and tight jeans when it’s 97 degrees out, it’s like a different form of a sauna. YOU’RE … Continue reading

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