Monthly Archives: August 2012

Yes, yes, I know. It’s Coyote Rush. Now let me calm you down, take a seat and hush. I don’t care what time it is go ahead and let yourself be a lush. Slush it goes when it rains down … Continue reading →

Somewhere in the WORLD- The Shockuation Room’s antenna was finding news like crazy after a mild slump in spring and the beginning of the summer. Every time the antenna finds news it plays the beginning music for a new level … Continue reading →

Climax MI- I picked up the news with the: Shockuation Room’s Antenna which is: hyper-sensitive, super advanced and finally ran by super computers bigger than those from WWII. Giant rooms are necessary to hold these behemoth machines, we had to … Continue reading →

Tortoise, MI- I stumbled onto this news because I was there. I was getting gas:……. for my car, not farting, silly. I saw a sheriff whiz by me going at an incredible speed for seemingly no reason. She blocked of … Continue reading →

Tortoise MI- I’m in Tortoise to remind you if it is raining and about 50 degrees, do not have your window open and three fans blaring at your face. Now you might be asking yourself “Why would Dr. Grumpay be … Continue reading →

No Name, Colorado- I drove to Colorado because Oliver Pepper and his cocaine fueled expediation into Somalia is costing us a fortune. Actually it isn’t because we gave him fake credit cards, passports and all else he’ll need. Surprisingly no … Continue reading →

BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — Living on Bouvet Island, my interaction with other humans is limited at best. I sit at home, alone, and eat the Island’s specialty treat, Crack Popsicles. They come in many flavors. Here is a picture of … Continue reading →

Marlette, MI I was searching for news, I was on the prowl, screaming and standing and crouching. I knew it could be anywhere. My knees began to hurt as I had been doing this across an entire golf course in … Continue reading →