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Single Woman Always Lives Next To Crazy, Braless, Clingy People

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Taffy Hawkley

In an apparent demonstration of “everything bad that can happen, will happen,” the universe has placed a needy, self-involved neighbor right across the hall from recently single woman, Holly Swiss. “This always happens to me. I break up with someone, … Continue reading →

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Poop Buses Descend on Pittsburgh

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Taffy Hawkley

(This is a continuation of Taffy Hawkley’s series on Port Authority) PITTSBURGH, PA – In a further attempt to get people to just stop riding the bus, Port Authority is hiring people to poop on buses to maximize discomfort. “On … Continue reading →

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Man Tries One Last Stab At Dating Before He Calls All His Former Flings, Probably Drunk.

Posted on October 1, 2012 by James Dust

Somewhere, Florida- NEWS! I KNOW IT! SOMEWHERE! As always there was a smell in the air. A wind of change, a singular cloud that floated effortlessly through the sky, if you looked closely, it screamed, “News.” To the untrained eyes, … Continue reading →

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COMPUTER SERVICING

Posted on September 5, 2012 by James Dust

All of us here at the Shockuation Room demand you use this company!!!! http://www.facebook.com/avci.nettechteam?ref=ts GO THERE NOW

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Slumping Journalist Trying To Get Out Of Funk

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Coyote Rush

Yes, yes, I know. It’s Coyote Rush. Now let me calm you down, take a seat and hush. I don’t care what time it is go ahead and let yourself be a lush. Slush it goes when it rains down … Continue reading →

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More News!!!!!

Posted on August 13, 2012 by James Dust

Somewhere in the WORLD- The Shockuation Room’s antenna was finding news like crazy after a mild slump in spring and the beginning of the summer. Every time the antenna finds news it plays the beginning music for a new level … Continue reading →

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John Candy and camels

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Turtledove Lancaster

Timbuktu, Africa –      “Oh shizzle gizim gazim gar, budagada budagada gleek howlry” a mighty prophet once said…And I believed every word. Only one place on earth could yield the true wisdom of such words,and that is how I find myself … Continue reading →

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Man Given Ultimatum

Posted on August 12, 2012 by James Dust

Climax MI- I picked up the news with the: Shockuation Room’s Antenna which is: hyper-sensitive, super advanced and finally ran by super computers bigger than those from WWII. Giant rooms are necessary to hold these behemoth machines, we had to … Continue reading →

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Entire Town’s Main Street Shut Down For A Minimum of 10 Minutes

Posted on August 12, 2012 by James Dust

Tortoise, MI- I stumbled onto this news because I was there. I was getting gas:……. for my car, not farting, silly. I saw a sheriff whiz by me going at an incredible speed for seemingly no reason. She blocked of … Continue reading →

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Sleeping with the window open and three fans on you is not a good idea

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Tortoise MI- I’m in Tortoise to remind you if it is raining and about 50 degrees, do not have your window open and three fans blaring at your face. Now you might be asking yourself “Why would Dr. Grumpay be … Continue reading →

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