Category Archives: Breaking News

Shelbyville, Indiana- A local man named George A. Luffalone is so cranky. I went to Shelbyville to see how serious this case of crankiness is. Let me tell you, it’s pretty serious. And he’s serious and dang he is not … Continue reading →

[Don’t read this: Random words: (Teleprompters, speech writers, off the cuff comments!)] Politics is something that everyone loves. It’s great! Who doesn’t love discussing it with your neighbor, your best friend, your dog, your grandpa, well, no one, and that’s … Continue reading →

Miller has came out with a new can that makes slamming a beer easier than ever! To all the people that have issues with drinking more than one beer per hour (binge drinking) Miller has created a beer top that … Continue reading →

I don’t really have anything funny or interesting to say, like, at all about this except, that I am pretty excited that it’s been a year since this website’s creation and it is still kind of entertaining. NEWS! Let’s take … Continue reading →

Everyone needs a hobby or two. I find people watching to be a hilarious activity. I would go as far as to say it is one of my favorite hobbies or pastimes. However, have you ever tried to implement the … Continue reading →

So for a long time basketball fans have known about Stan Van Gundy and his awful: style, hair, face and disgusting resemblance to porn star Ron Jeremy. That’s a big ole yuck on so many levels. Not only is he … Continue reading →

Why is dancing so awesome? Dancing is great. Even if you know you’re terrible you love to do it. Watching people dancing is also awesome. It’s better when they are terrible, but it’s acceptable to watch good dancing. Dance parties … Continue reading →

Dear Oliver, Let me begin by apologizing that your first assignment has gone so terribly awry. However, I did tell you to get a full tune up before you got to NYC, crazy things happen. Maybe not as crazy as … Continue reading →

Dear Coyote Rush, I hope this letter reaches you with great speed and finds you in high spirit. As you may have been aware, I have been in a NYC jail for months now. The officers haven’t informed as to … Continue reading →

Jacksonville, Fl- Tim Tebow was traded today after Peyton Manning signed with the Broncos. The conditions and terms are still being worked out, but it seems that at the crux of the deal is a youth pastor and a dvd … Continue reading →