Category Archives: Breaking News

To our loyal followers: You’re in the Shockuation Room- Where news and information is being provided to you all the time. Standing by: The Shockuation Room is monitoring all possible avenues of information breaking across the U.S. and the world. … Continue reading →

So, I have a real estate closing Friday. I am in A desperation need for $. I just received a call for a Substitute teaching job, for………….. no other Friday. Luck? YEPP….fadsf.asd.fa I will just laugh

I have been cracking myself up even more than normal lately. I don’t really know why. I see someone walk by me and they are perfectly normal and probably have more money than me, and I just crack up. Am … Continue reading →

How about what you’re doing right now? It’s weird isn’t it? I don’t really understand anything. Things happen. Are they meant to? Probably… All those weirdos and people and things that seem useless are as important as you. Weird to … Continue reading →

I am going to fly a thing that is a field of my mind. It will flow like the glow of wheat as the sun rises on the dawn of a new day. This blog would be updated everyday if … Continue reading →

So, Last week I believe it was…. It was about 10:30 at night, of course I was hanging out by myself and my grandpa and grandma were asleep. Suddenly, I heard Patches freaking out and a knock at my door. … Continue reading →

It’s been a long time guys. Sorry…. Lots of things have happened. I have successfully completed my two months of not drinking. I am still working at Rite Aid. I listed my first piece of property. I am very close … Continue reading →

Hey over here: Now, I know that CD sleeps a lot. That’s just how it goes. However, there is a detail that most people don’t know, so I’m sorta telling you a secret, that secret is CD is very clever. … Continue reading →

CD somehow amongst all his napping and sleeping knew about this problem and hired a group of over sized praying mantises to come in after the robots and fight them until they got back to work. These fights were epic. … Continue reading →

I had a dream last night. No. Not in the same sense as Martin Luther King JR., but it went like this. I was going to talk to my pastor and when I got there he said “Hey Justin we … Continue reading →