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Sleeping with the window open and three fans on you is not a good idea

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Tortoise MI- I’m in Tortoise to remind you if it is raining and about 50 degrees, do not have your window open and three fans blaring at your face. Now you might be asking yourself “Why would Dr. Grumpay be … Continue reading →

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Man Convinced His Cell Phone Is Broken

Posted on August 6, 2012 by James Dust

No Name, Colorado- I drove to Colorado because Oliver Pepper and his cocaine fueled expediation into Somalia is costing us a fortune. Actually it isn’t because we gave him fake credit cards, passports and all else he’ll need. Surprisingly no … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 2, 2012 by Izzy Baconski

BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — Living on Bouvet Island, my interaction with other humans is limited at best. I sit at home, alone, and eat the Island’s specialty treat, Crack Popsicles. They come in many flavors. Here is a picture of … Continue reading →

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Thoughts That Come Out At Night

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Coyote Rush

Marlette, MI I was searching for news, I was on the prowl, screaming and standing and crouching. I knew it could be anywhere. My knees began to hurt as I had been doing this across an entire golf course in … Continue reading →

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It’s All About Somalia Baby (The Continuing Saga Of Oliver Pepper)

Posted on July 4, 2012 by James Dust

After resting comfortably in my hotel: being catered to breakfast in bed and my crew of Ethiopian guards continuing to put white powder in most of my food, claiming it was powdered sugar or whatever else they could think of, … Continue reading →

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This Poem Was Found Slipped Under The Door Of My Office: All it said was, “I wrote this late one night.” So, obviously I had to put it up.

Posted on July 3, 2012 by James Dust

Contemplation and decisions Complications and derision The kiss and a hug The pull and a tug In the dark night there is no light Everything is alright What to do with the lights These thoughts come out at night Is … Continue reading →

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Save the babies: An urgent report from Bouvet Island

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Izzy Baconski

BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — There is an incredibly serious issue sweeping the globe. According to a completely unofficial and incomplete survey conducted recently, there is an alarming rate of confusion regarding what constitutes a job. At the forefront of the … Continue reading →

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Izzy Baconski

Posted on June 25, 2012 by James Dust

We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski. Here is her bio! Get used to her! Izzy Baconski – Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a … Continue reading →

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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

Posted on June 22, 2012 by James Dust

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Time Spent In Ethiopia

Posted on June 15, 2012 by James Dust

This is where Ethiopia is… It’s called the horn of Africa. Or it looks like this Interesting facts about Ethiopia: 1. It is the second most populous nation in Africa, with an estimated over 85 million humans living there. 2. … Continue reading →

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