Probably the funniest story I’ve ever wrote today at 9:45 p.m.

Hello everyone!!

Once upon a time there was a person. He woke up and asked what he needed to do today. Another person, let’s call him other person said, son you need to get out of bed.

Player 1: I am out of bed that’s why I asked what I needed to do today.

Player 2: You’re out of bed, but what have you forgot to do today?

Player 3: Opens door, listens… “Why are you two fighting again.”

Player 4: Parachutes from the sky… YO YO YO YO YOY OY YOYOYOYOYOYO

Player 1: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

 

Player 2: THEY ARE THE OTHER PLAYERS? get it?

Player 1: No.

Player 3: “HUH, Why are you fighting?”

Player 2: “Have you looked in the toilet recently?”

Player 4: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dat’s hilarious!

wAIT…

Who has laughy taffy?

No one, but I have some laffy taffy, there is a good joke on it. Who wants to hear it?

PLAYER 1-4: IDO! I mean… I do.

Player: Who starts the joke?

pLAYter 3: This shure is getting confusing.

The end at 9:47 p.m. on a Monday, In Marlette.

Dedicated to the reporters/tipsters of the Shockuation.

 

Thank you again.

 

E-i-n-c-

 

JAM

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