Izzy Baconski

We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski.

Here is her bio! Get used to her!

Izzy Baconski –

Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a remote, cave-like structure and has a propensity for adopting two-legged animals, particularly horses. Those who’ve heard of her say that she survives on a strictly fruitarian diet, except for the occasional steak or heavily processed snack food. Izzy, however, could not be reached for comment, and literally none of these statements have been confirmed.

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