Walmart’s Goal Of World Domination Begins At The Door

Pittsburgh- There are ongoing protests and boycotts of Walmart. These people believe that Walmart is responsible for: destroying local, smaller businesses, unfairly treating their employees. These people also believe that Walmart’s quality of products are poor. Lastly, they find Walmart to be “anti-American.”

I frequent Walmart quite a bit because of their low prices and their products are very good, don’t believe me? Take a stroll through the deli and meat department buy a couple of their steaks, they are outstanding. That is no lie.

However, you may see some horrific sites at Walmart, and that’s because Walmart has dumbed down so many customers that they just show up wearing whatever and sometimes Halloween costumes on days like April 23rd, it doesn’t matter to them and Walmart accepts them with a warm embrace.

So, Walmart has already established the fact that they are cool with everyone. Even this lady.

Let’s just assume that’s for someone else… However, that beer has produced at least one little ‘expected’ bundle of joy.

Now to tackle the issue of Walmart’s employees’ helpless morale.

Just look at the contradiction of the employees being taken advantage of.

And…

Does this lady seem distraught???

Listen:

The people, the possible customers flock to Walmart, just flock, rush, knock each other and beat each other to a pulp to get through the door! Don’t believe me? Well?!

Ok, remember how I said Walmart begins its domination at the door? Do you also remember how I said that Walmart has done so well at dumbing the people that come into their store? It all starts at the Enter/Exit sign.

Now, it may just be me, but don’t stores have you enter from the right hand side of the door? But, at Walmart they force you to do something wrong. If you go in through the normal way then you didn’t follow the instructions. Following the enter/exit sign causes you to enter from the left side, which just doesn’t feel right. So, as soon as you enter the store you’re immediately dumber.

According to this guy, you’re doing it right.

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