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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading →

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

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Scientology: Why it makes so much sense.

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Now, I know that I’m only stating a fact with that headline and don’t really need to go on, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense. Scientology is created … Continue reading →

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Border Collie Runs for the Border

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →

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