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Tag Archives: Shockuation Room
Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”
Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →
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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused
Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →
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Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally
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Soldiers Celebrate First Day of ‘Ask, Tell’
WASHINGTON – In a landmark decision on Tuesday, the U.S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.” Shortly … Continue reading →
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Border Collie Runs for the Border
Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →
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Automated Phone Operators
Why are they so annoying? Would they be less annoying with actual robot voices? Probably not. The reason they are so annoying could be that they have a trillion menus to go through and when you go through them all … Continue reading →
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Reading The Shockuation Room’s News Saves Lives!
Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay, isn’t that a little bold of a statement?” And to you I would say “no.” Let’s truly think about it here. Do you know anyone that reads The Shockuation Room … Continue reading →
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