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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

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