My first day as an associate.

Hello everyone,

This story has to do with me. Can you believe it, me, writing about, me!? I can! Wow!

I got up today and made a deal with my gf and a bunch of my friends not to drink for 59 days. Then I brushed my teeth. I waited a little bit to shower. I then showered. I then played hockey on xbox live with Kevin for a while. I then stopped and got ready to go to Rite Aid. Dress code stipulates that the male employees have to wear a shirt and tie. For those of you who didn’t know, I am not a big fan of tucking in my shirt, let’s not even say I’m the slightest fan of it. But I did it. And have to.

The first thing I have to say about working at Rite Aid is that I never in my life knew that had as many products as they have. Holy hell. Not only are there the normal products, but then you have the Rite Aid version of them. And things just get out of control from they, eventually it trickles down to the Justin Marshall version of products. And after that, the death version of products, by merely holding the product in your hand for eight or more seconds, instant death arises.

Half way through my shift a giant crab man walked in. He wanted us all dead. We kindly declined the offer and he left.

3/4 way through my shift, I took a 15 minute break.

4/4 way through my shift. I left.

4/4=1

Justin= can’t stop watching South Park, and really doesn’t have a problem with it.

😀

Yours,

Janet D. Academia Normandy Bed Nomad

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4 Responses to My first day as an associate.

  1. Megan says:

    and the reasoning for not drinking for 59 days would be …. ? cause you're insane? and why 59 days

  2. Justin'sLife.com says:

    First off… What Megan is this? :)

    Secondly… Yes, I am insane. Secondly 59+1=60

    60= A pretty long time.

    Reasoning- Need to do it.

    Reasoning behind me being up? Can't sleep.

    Good night to you.

  3. wepri31 says:

    When I come home for Christmas, I'm going to stop in at your place of employment and visit you. You better be there when I am.

  4. HVL says:

    Weird. All our crab men shop at Walgreens.

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