Ok seriously… Has life ever handed you lemons?
That’s really a screwed up thing to think about..
…. Life walks in….
Take this story for example.
The names have been changed (besides life) to protective the innocent
(Thundering Voice) “Oh, hello Justin Andrew Marshall, this is life… Here are some lemons.”
Justin- frozen, with hands extended. “Thanks life. I’ve said thanks life a lot of times before, but this one I’m serious. Normally, I’m sarcastic.”
Life- “I’m well aware of all the times that you’ve said you suck at life and told life to take a flying ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff at the moon. Don’t worry. I still like yeah………………………Whatcha going to do with those lemons? Make lemonade you unoriginal humanoid??!!”
Justin- (Obviously in deep thought) “Can I make lemonade, freeze it and have some type of lemon slush!?”
Life- “Obviously.”
Portrait of Coyote Rush by Harvin Bankdecker
I… if a man named Life handed me lemons, I *may* be quite freaked out. And make pie. Definitely pie.
I like you puff puff.