Author Archives: Coyote Rush

Marlette, MI I was searching for news, I was on the prowl, screaming and standing and crouching. I knew it could be anywhere. My knees began to hurt as I had been doing this across an entire golf course in … Continue reading →

This is Oliver Pepper! I’m out of jail. Steven Steve Stephens married the beautiful deputy that he was in love with and was finally able to focus on my case. I really didn’t have a case. My car, ted, that … Continue reading →

I don’t really have anything funny or interesting to say, like, at all about this except, that I am pretty excited that it’s been a year since this website’s creation and it is still kind of entertaining. NEWS! Let’s take … Continue reading →

Why is dancing so awesome? Dancing is great. Even if you know you’re terrible you love to do it. Watching people dancing is also awesome. It’s better when they are terrible, but it’s acceptable to watch good dancing. Dance parties … Continue reading →

Dear Oliver, Let me begin by apologizing that your first assignment has gone so terribly awry. However, I did tell you to get a full tune up before you got to NYC, crazy things happen. Maybe not as crazy as … Continue reading →

Jacksonville, Fl- Tim Tebow was traded today after Peyton Manning signed with the Broncos. The conditions and terms are still being worked out, but it seems that at the crux of the deal is a youth pastor and a dvd … Continue reading →

Stupor- Walking around half in the world half in mars. (Marshall definition) So close to super, yet so far away. When people decide that to drink themselves into submission or a stupor, it feels great. Yup, I said it. It … Continue reading →

United States- 9:11 P.M. Marlette… Where in the world do ideas come from? More than likely the brain. That’s where we separate ourselves from species that have died off. There will always be controversy because as long as there have … Continue reading →

Hello everyone!! Once upon a time there was a person. He woke up and asked what he needed to do today. Another person, let’s call him other person said, son you need to get out of bed. Player 1: I … Continue reading →