Author Archives: Coyote Rush

Let me ruin something for you. Life doesn’t come easy for any of us, and if it did then that person would more than likely squander everything that they were given because it was so easy to fall in their … Continue reading →

Guyvillisburgsontownwellmandudenfield- A man wakes up with plenty of time to spare. He has an important day ahead of him and, like any responsible person has left a good deal of extra time to his disposal in case of emergency. Anyway, … Continue reading →

Springfield Illinois- Rod Blagojevich, the former governor of Illinois, was sentenced earlier today to 14 years in federal prison. Blagojevich was convicted on 18 felony corruption charges, the most famous of all was, his effort to sell or trade the … Continue reading →

The last half of year, of my entire life has been a touchy situation. Sleep has been an ongoing theme. A theme that if I was graded on would be failing. I created new and recreated old forms of sleeping: … Continue reading →

Sanilac County, MI- So, when was the last time you drove? Yesterday? Today? RIGHT NOW?!?!!? Please, don’t pick the last one. Anyway. Have you ever stopped and thought about how insane driving is? I’m being pretty serious here. People are … Continue reading →

*Note from Editor.* *There was a lot of crazy people around everyone when this story was written. Many of them tried to help this story blossom. Most just thought it was awesome and should be left alone. Leaving a story: … Continue reading →

1. You call back and say, “Hey Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing.” 2. You make CERTAIN that the bathtub is trying to eat you before you cause mass chaos. 3. Dogs and cats living together! 4. If there … Continue reading →

Hi. I can totally sum up the human life experience in one short phrase. I will spoil it for you if you want? Do you want to know what it was??