Author Archives: James Dust

Rainy Days And Tuesdays

Outside- Yup.

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Walmart’s Goal Of World Domination Begins At The Door

Pittsburgh- There are ongoing protests and boycotts of Walmart. These people believe that Walmart is responsible for: destroying local, smaller businesses, unfairly treating their employees. These people also believe that Walmart’s quality of products are poor. Lastly, they find Walmart … Continue reading

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Morgan Freeman Still Perfecting His Concerned Face

Morgan Freeman has had a part in so many movies that I’m almost confused to put up a number that could be completely accurate: so instead I will go by IMDB’s current number of films that he has been an … Continue reading

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Dianne Feinstein Is Not A 6th Grader, But She Sure IS A Lot Of Things

Washington- The gun debate has been raging for months or even years, but today at the heart of the gun debate today were Ted Cruz and Dianne Feinstein. After being asked a two and a half minute question by Senator … Continue reading

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Local Man Takes Another Local Man To The E.R.

Wherever- A man was asked by another man if he could take him to the E.R. because he has a boil the size of a fist on his side/back. Other man says, “Ok, yeah that thing looks pretty much awful.” … Continue reading

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Plants, Sunlight, Flowers, Sunshine, Water, Relationships, Love and the Wish For More

Relationships are like a helpless flower you saw at the greenhouse and had to have it, just a flower right? You can look at it for a while and say, “That’s a nice flower, I am glad I picked it.” … Continue reading

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A Man In A Confusing Part of His Life Continues to Find Confusing Things To Confuse Him

Yo! Yup, I said it just like that. The antenna is working overtime, but only on the bizarre stuff. I guess it is because I have it sat at weird not making sense side, instead of seriously middle east scary … Continue reading

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Hey Mahhhnnnn—-….. I need a ride….

I’m not the only one to hear this in their life. I know it for a fact. I’ve been the person. There are many ways you can get suckered in. It’s always sooooo innocent. So, innocent. You get a call … Continue reading

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Things Ex-Gfs are really good at.

I talked to a man by the name of Liam Frank. He lives in Buffalo NY. He is 35 years old and has had enough ex-gfs that I will not and do not suggest you question what he says about … Continue reading

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Woman Starts Relationship With Guy Already Waiting In The Wings

Anywhere- A cute girl and a reasonably amazingly good looking guy start talking. They enjoy talking. They decide to hang out. Then do things as in: going out to eat, going to the movies, taking walks together, and stay up … Continue reading

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