Author Archives: James Dust

First off… Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful people in the whole wide world. Now… Let’s get down to business. This movie is like if you took Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, threw that away, added Lord … Continue reading →

Somewhere, Florida- NEWS! I KNOW IT! SOMEWHERE! As always there was a smell in the air. A wind of change, a singular cloud that floated effortlessly through the sky, if you looked closely, it screamed, “News.” To the untrained eyes, … Continue reading →

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Somewhere in the WORLD- The Shockuation Room’s antenna was finding news like crazy after a mild slump in spring and the beginning of the summer. Every time the antenna finds news it plays the beginning music for a new level … Continue reading →

Climax MI- I picked up the news with the: Shockuation Room’s Antenna which is: hyper-sensitive, super advanced and finally ran by super computers bigger than those from WWII. Giant rooms are necessary to hold these behemoth machines, we had to … Continue reading →

Tortoise, MI- I stumbled onto this news because I was there. I was getting gas:……. for my car, not farting, silly. I saw a sheriff whiz by me going at an incredible speed for seemingly no reason. She blocked of … Continue reading →

No Name, Colorado- I drove to Colorado because Oliver Pepper and his cocaine fueled expediation into Somalia is costing us a fortune. Actually it isn’t because we gave him fake credit cards, passports and all else he’ll need. Surprisingly no … Continue reading →

After resting comfortably in my hotel: being catered to breakfast in bed and my crew of Ethiopian guards continuing to put white powder in most of my food, claiming it was powdered sugar or whatever else they could think of, … Continue reading →

Contemplation and decisions Complications and derision The kiss and a hug The pull and a tug In the dark night there is no light Everything is alright What to do with the lights These thoughts come out at night Is … Continue reading →

We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski. Here is her bio! Get used to her! Izzy Baconski – Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a … Continue reading →