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Story(a) + Storee(b)= Part 1 of ?

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Coyote Rush

*Note from Editor.* *There was a lot of crazy people around everyone when this story was written. Many of them tried to help this story blossom. Most just thought it was awesome and should be left alone. Leaving a story: … Continue reading →

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A Few Good Things To Do When Ghostbusters Don’t Answer Their Phone

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Coyote Rush

1. You call back and say, “Hey Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing.” 2. You make CERTAIN that the bathtub is trying to eat you before you cause mass chaos. 3. Dogs and cats living together! 4. If there … Continue reading →

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Here Is A Quick Psychology/Sociology/Seminary/Philosophy Session.

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Hi. I can totally sum up the human life experience in one short phrase. I will spoil it for you if you want? Do you want to know what it was??

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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →

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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Posted on November 2, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading →

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading →

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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Conservatives and Liberals Both In For Annoyingly Long Ride

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Las Vegas, NV– The CNN/Western Republican Presidential Debate in Las Vegas is only the tip of a giant iceberg of the ridiculously stupid and annoying Presidential campaign for the Republicans. For whatever reason, Texas Gov. Rick Perry and former governor … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

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