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Category Archives: Breaking News
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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)
Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →
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Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference
In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading →
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Congress To Pass New Health Bill
Washington— On Capitol Hill many congressmen and women have finally realized what every single person in the United States wants. More laws that are intended to improve our health. Over the past five to ten years many states have passed … Continue reading →
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Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest
In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →
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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious
Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →
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Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman
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I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe
आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू
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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters
In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years
Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →
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Tagged 3g Messaging Device At A Value Price., affordable, all contained within an ultra-slim handset that’s less than ½-inch thick. Slide it into any pocket: your purse, Atlanta, bad, Beyong-Yeop Park, breaking news, bright, Cayote Roof, cheap, Company You've Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years, consumer, consumer report, consumer review, Coyote Rush, ever, features, for what it is meant to do — being a Quick Messaging Device with some internet surfing capability — the Pantech Link excels. If you’re looking at getting a device that can do half the stuff any smartp, funny news, GA, good, great, he Pantech Link packs it in — a gorgeous 2.4" LCD screen and full keyboard, jokes, Justin Marshall, Large Qvga Screen And Soft Touch Textured Finish On The Back. It Is Designed To Appeal To Those Seeking A Feature Packed, link, Pantech, pantech link, Pantech P7040 Link At&t Quadband Smartphone, pantek, parady, parody, phone, points, really cheap, review, shockuation, silly, Smartphone - AT&T - GSM - WCDMA - With QWERTY Keyboard - Quad-band - 1.3 megapixel camera Pantech At&t Link (p7040) Exciting, spots, Stylish Quick Messaging Device. This Ultra-slim (less Than 10mm) Qwerty-bar Design Has Stylish Chrome Highlights, super cheap, terrible, The design is where the Link shines the most when compared to the Slate. Where the Slate was boxy and thick, the founder and CEO, the Link is 10 mm thin and curvy enough to be stylish. Where the Slate felt like a rock in your hand, the Link is a great fit and easily gripped., this will work great for you., worst, you will not be interested in this one. But if you are a large-volume texter that wants to listen to music or do some simple web browsing, your briefcase or the back of your skinny jeans. The Link is one of the easiest text messaging phones out there.
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Facebook?
Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this… Here is the latest quote on Facebook from its creator. Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. … Continue reading →
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Tagged "I knew it was that Justin Marshall's birthday and I really wanted to overshadow his birthday with the continuous griping of the Facebook community. He still ended up getting like 500 notifications fo, "I'm really only trying to get old people off the site." The first day the "newish" layout was unveiled was Justin Marshall's birthday. Zuckerberg had this to say about his decision to reveal the chan, but imagine if I wouldn't have put in that update.", Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. -Mark Zuckerberg, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this..., The quote was sparked by hours and hours of error messages and constant changing of layouts on the website. Zuckerberg was also quoted to say
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Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization
Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading →