Category Archives: Breaking News

From Scranton, PA I had roughly 120 miles left of my journey. It was 9:43 am and my flight left for Britain at 3:30 eastern time. In my mind I felt that even if I had a total meltdown in … Continue reading →

Before I get to Somalia, I would like to describe the journey to get there. I have never left the town of Allegany, New York. When I say, never left, I mean I have never been out of the city … Continue reading →

Yesterday I received a request from a young man desiring a position at The Shockuation Room as an intern. Here is how the conversation went. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————- Dear Mr. Rush, My name is Oliver Pepper, I would like to be considered … Continue reading →

My grandfather watches as many Detroit Tigers games he possibly can every summer. However, watching it with him it is at times, hard to decipher if he is a fan or watches the game because he hates them and enjoys … Continue reading →

I can not believe that I have not brought this news to you sooner, but there is that quote that goes exactly like, “better late than never” or something like that. This news should have sent me into orbit, the … Continue reading →

In a shocking move a member of the Oregon House of Representatives has pushed a passing of a bill to ban the sale of suicide kits, like the do-it-yourself asphyxiation hood used by a man to kill himself late last … Continue reading →

I want to apologize for my inability to find important news. I recently was shot to the moon for over two weeks. Listen: I didn’t have any idea what was going on when I was there, so nothing important to … Continue reading →

Well, I was keeping my eye out on breaking news for our loyal readers, when something flashed across the television on CNN. I thought that this piece needed to be summarized in case anyone missed it. Well the introduction to … Continue reading →

NEW YORK CITY- A long standing feud between husband and wife is finally coming to an end. Chana and Simon Taub have been trying to get rid of each other for over half a decade, their prayers were answered Wednesday … Continue reading →

LOS ANGELES, CA –  Everyone’s favorite so-called “talent” show (that nobody seems to watch) is continuing its decade-long stranglehold on America’s television ratings. But after ten seasons and six different judges, American Idol may have finally gone too far–and the … Continue reading →