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Mad Men, Breaking Bad May Face Cancellation

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

Two of AMC’s original programs could soon be looking for a new home. Mad Men producer Matthew Weiner said Tuesday the show can’t continue under its current financial model, following a report that big pay cuts are being sought for … Continue reading →

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A Short Note Was Found Under My Door Today

Posted on August 7, 2013 by James Dust

“Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas.” Davy Crockett, who died at the Alamo, once told his Tennessee peers in Congress “Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas. “Don’t mess with Texas!” Some might … Continue reading →

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Bob

Posted on August 5, 2013 by James Dust

There has been a great interest in Bob since his debut article. I didn’t write a single word besides this sentence you’re reading. Scientists are saying Brenda Johnson wrote it. What is there to say about Bob? He hails from … Continue reading →

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Hipsters Start Denying That They Are Hipsters And Decide Hipsterdom Has Never Existed

Posted on August 4, 2013 by James Dust

Dude, we’re not hipsters. What’s a hipster anyway? You’re the hipster! Being a hipster isn’t even real. I like my scarf and hat and tight jeans when it’s 97 degrees out, it’s like a different form of a sauna. YOU’RE … Continue reading →

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Part 1: Very Weird Animals That You’ve Probably Never Stopped and Thought, “wow that is a weird animal.”

Posted on July 31, 2013 by James Dust

This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin… 1.Walrus- The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, … Continue reading →

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John Mayer In Shock As John Mayer Kills Himself After John Mayer Dumps Him.

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Coyote Rush

Bozeman, Montana- After a highly publicized tempestuous 35 year relationship with himself that was filled with infidelity, finally ended today as John Mayer left another former lover in his wake. Neighbors heard Mayer saying, “YOU SAID MY BODY WAS A … Continue reading →

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Recent Views On Presidents Not Giving A Single Shit About Genocide, Seriously, At All.

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Coyote Rush

President Obama on Syria- I’m noting going to do anything, it’s Syria’s problem, but at least it’s not Rwanda. President Clinton on Rwanda- “We didn’t know what was going on, just didn’t have the information (SAID ANY PRESIDENT EVER, NOT! … Continue reading →

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Rainy Days And Tuesdays

Posted on April 9, 2013 by James Dust

Outside- Yup.

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Walmart’s Goal Of World Domination Begins At The Door

Posted on April 1, 2013 by James Dust

Pittsburgh- There are ongoing protests and boycotts of Walmart. These people believe that Walmart is responsible for: destroying local, smaller businesses, unfairly treating their employees. These people also believe that Walmart’s quality of products are poor. Lastly, they find Walmart … Continue reading →

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Morgan Freeman Still Perfecting His Concerned Face

Posted on March 17, 2013 by James Dust

Morgan Freeman has had a part in so many movies that I’m almost confused to put up a number that could be completely accurate: so instead I will go by IMDB’s current number of films that he has been an … Continue reading →

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