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Dinner Time From The Far East

Posted on February 21, 2014 by James Dust

My uncle Bill bought a large box full of mysterious Chinese food for Christmas. It cost him 75 cents. All in Chinese and there is no American description, I’ve been harassing him for a long time to eat them. FINALLY, … Continue reading →

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Every Trip To Walmart Is The Weirdest Trip To Walmart

Posted on January 14, 2014 by James Dust

It Just Is   Everywhere Nowhere Anywhere Walmart- Oh, it’s there. It’s lurking. It has its big blue sign out, “HEY, CHECK IT OUT, CHEAP THINGS! FOOD? OH YES! JUST COME IN FOR A SECOND, THAT’S ALL!” Said Walmart into … Continue reading →

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The History of Jazz, Part I

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

In the beginning, there were lots of good jazz. The truth is, however, most of the jazzes were bad ones, and a man had to do some hard searching to find the good jazzes. One man, named Mister Jazz, had … Continue reading →

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Top Ten: Jaleel White’s Most Memorable Roles

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

For this edition of the Top Ten, the Shockuation Room is celebrating actor Jaleel White with a retrospective of his career. To commemorate 30 years on screen, let’s look back at Jaleel’s ten most memorable characters. 10. Steve Urkel, “The … Continue reading →

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Ok Seriously, This Isn’t Entertaining, Informing, Humorous or anything else you would want to read

Posted on November 3, 2013 by James Dust

The reason that this story is being published is that my friend Danny said he would give me a pouch of Big League Chew. I thought to myself, “seriously?” I hadn’t had big league chew since I was like eight … Continue reading →

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Friends Go To Nursing Home To Reminisce With Friend That Has Alzheimer’s

Posted on October 23, 2013 by James Dust

Patty Millington and Michelle Collingsworth drove three hours to visit their friend Brad Ivory that had recently been admitted to a nursing home on account of his deteriorating mental condition, which they had great reason to suspect it was Alzheimer’s … Continue reading →

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Drug Might Get You A Buzz But Comes With Much Unwanted Side-effects

Posted on October 20, 2013 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Hello Shockuation Room Follows! There is a drug that has been around since 2003, but recently has become far more prevalent and to many people it is a new drug that has originated and spread from Russia which has a … Continue reading →

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Dairy Queen Rationing Out Water Like It’s Kenya Or Something

Posted on August 23, 2013 by James Dust

Sandusky- I had a half hour before my chiropractor came off of break. I decided to go to the library and goof off on the internet, but before that could happen the red rain began, not the bibical stuff, but … Continue reading →

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Breaking Writer’s Block Like A Bad Kung Fu Master- Bad As In Terrible

Posted on August 13, 2013 by James Dust

So, you don’t know what to write…. ? Me either. I’m writing things, let’s see if this goes anywhere. Having writing block can be a lot of things. You can be in the middle of a novel or short story … Continue reading →

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Part 2: Very Weird Animals That You’ve Probably Never Seen. So You’ve Probably Never Thought, “wow that is a weird animal.”

Posted on August 9, 2013 by James Dust

In the last edition of “gosh these animals are fricking weird” we explored some common animals that are very bizarre. This article will describe some of the lesser known weird as hell animals. Actually I’m going to start out with … Continue reading →

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