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The Detroit Tigers Through A Grandpa’s Set Of Eyes

My grandfather watches as many Detroit Tigers games he possibly can every summer. However, watching it with him it is at times, hard to decipher if he is a fan or watches the game because he hates them and enjoys … Continue reading

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Shocking News!

I can not believe that I have not brought this news to you sooner, but there is that quote that goes exactly like, “better late than never” or something like that. This news should have sent me into orbit, the … Continue reading

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No more “kill yourself kits.”

In a shocking move a member of the Oregon House of Representatives has pushed a passing of a bill to ban the sale of suicide kits, like the do-it-yourself asphyxiation hood used by a man to kill himself late last … Continue reading

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Lack of News

I want to apologize for my inability to find important news. I recently was shot to the moon for over two weeks. Listen: I didn’t have any idea what was going on when I was there, so nothing important to … Continue reading

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Unexplained News

The following was slipped under my office door when I arrived to work today. I made some edits, but left most of the original so the author’s voice and intent was not changed. I have no idea who wrote it, … Continue reading

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Clean Out Your Computer NOW!

Well, I was keeping my eye out on breaking news for our loyal readers, when something flashed across the television on CNN. I thought that this piece needed to be summarized in case anyone missed it. Well the introduction to … Continue reading

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Straddle The Line

NEW YORK CITY- A long standing feud between husband and wife is finally coming to an end. Chana and Simon Taub have been trying to get rid of each other for over half a decade, their prayers were answered Wednesday … Continue reading

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American Idol a Terrorist Front?

LOS ANGELES, CA –  Everyone’s favorite so-called “talent” show (that nobody seems to watch) is continuing its decade-long stranglehold on America’s television ratings. But after ten seasons and six different judges, American Idol may have finally gone too far–and the … Continue reading

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Shady Happenings In Mio

Prologue: In my continuing pursuit to bring the world the hottest, most pertinent, absolutely spell binding news, I stumbled upon news that just could not be ignored any longer. I knew that the world must have the blinders pulled from … Continue reading

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Tips For The Allergy Season

Summer time brings about grilling, swimming, laughing, playing and sadly, sneezing. We know the primary culprit is pollen. Types of pollen include: tree pollen, grass pollen, weed pollen, plant pollen, alien pollen, space pollen, human pollen and lastly the most … Continue reading

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