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Jersey Shore Shocker

At approximately 7:10 P.M. on April 24th, 2011 Vinny of Jersey Shore let us in on quite possibly the biggest news story of the year! The 23 year old star of the Jersey boardwalk shocked his 1,096,404 Twitter followers by … Continue reading

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The Disappointment In Greybull

Scouring the internet I came across a small town in Wyoming known to the locals as Greybull. At first glimpse I found this town to be charming and bursting at the seams with breaking news, but after further inspection I … Continue reading

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Trust Only The Shockuation Room

To our loyal followers: You’re in the Shockuation Room- Where news and information is being provided to you all the time. Standing by: The Shockuation Room is monitoring all possible avenues of information breaking across the U.S. and the world. … Continue reading

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Son of a Gun

So, I have a real estate closing Friday. I am in A desperation need for $. I just received a call for a Substitute teaching job, for………….. no other Friday. Luck? YEPP….fadsf.asd.fa I will just laugh

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Hello My Adoring Masses

I have been cracking myself up even more than normal lately. I don’t really know why. I see someone walk by me and they are perfectly normal and probably have more money than me, and I just crack up. Am … Continue reading

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bhsfadhrts

How about what you’re doing right now? It’s weird isn’t it? I don’t really understand anything. Things happen. Are they meant to? Probably… All those weirdos and people and things that seem useless are as important as you. Weird to … Continue reading

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So.

I am going to fly a thing that is a field of my mind. It will flow like the glow of wheat as the sun rises on the dawn of a new day. This blog would be updated everyday if … Continue reading

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random

So, Last week I believe it was…. It was about 10:30 at night, of course I was hanging out by myself and my grandpa and grandma were asleep. Suddenly, I heard Patches freaking out and a knock at my door. … Continue reading

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Welllllllllllll

It’s been a long time guys. Sorry…. Lots of things have happened. I have successfully completed my two months of not drinking. I am still working at Rite Aid. I listed my first piece of property. I am very close … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 3

Hey over here: Now, I know that CD sleeps a lot. That’s just how it goes. However, there is a detail that most people don’t know, so I’m sorta telling you a secret, that secret is CD is very clever. … Continue reading

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