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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

Posted on June 22, 2012 by James Dust

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Coyote Rush, James Dust, PA, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh annoyance, Pittsburgh bus, Pittsburgh crime, pittsburgh heat, Pittsburgh Porth Authority, pittsburgh steel, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh unemployment, Port Authority, shockuation, steel, Steeler Nation, taffy hawkely | Leave a comment

Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Apple, Apple admits Iphone sexist, funny, funny news, Iphone, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Mac, news, robot, serious, serious news, sex, Sexist, Siri, Steve Jobs | Leave a comment

Conservatives and Liberals Both In For Annoyingly Long Ride

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Las Vegas, NV– The CNN/Western Republican Presidential Debate in Las Vegas is only the tip of a giant iceberg of the ridiculously stupid and annoying Presidential campaign for the Republicans. For whatever reason, Texas Gov. Rick Perry and former governor … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Avlon, CNN, Conservatives, Conservatives and Liberals Both In For Annoyingly Long Ride, fake stupid fight, James Dust, Liberals, Mitt Romney, pathetic political fight, presidential hopefuls, Rick Perry | Leave a comment

Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally | Leave a comment

Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged bad, beautiful, cold, Confused, confusion, funny, funny news, girl, good, hot, James Dust, Justin Marshall, outfit, pretty, purple flats, sad, second base, seventeen, sexy, shockuation, short skirt, students, subbing, sweater, teacher, ugly, Woman, wrong outfit | Leave a comment

Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be

Posted on October 20, 2011 by James Dust

Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 91, AL- Mobile citizen, Believes, broom, Citizen, Coyote Rush, Cracked, Edward Cutlery, Elderly, girls, headphones, Internet, Ipad, Ipaddles, Ipads, Ipod, Isn't, James Dust, Justin Bieber, Justin Marshall, Ke$sha, Lady Gaga, Like It's Supposed To Be, Mobile, Music, preteens, Quite, Rock, Roll, Room, Roy Orbisons, Senior, shockuation, singing, stick, string, teens, tweens, Up | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged funny, funny news, funny political, James Dust, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, serious news, sex, shockuation, Siri, Woman | Leave a comment

Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name | Leave a comment

Southwest Suffer From Unseasonably High Temperatures

Posted on August 3, 2011 by James Dust

Phoenix, AZ- A couple awoke to sweat and extreme discomfort as temperatures overnight remained in the low 90’s. “This is so unusual,” said Phoenix resident Julia Johnes, who mentioned that the extra blanket she added three nights ago is so … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged " mentioned Johnes. That outfit consisted of a bikini top and matching bottoms. Johnes continued, " said Johnes. A celebration for the upcoming changing of seasons was majorly effected by the surprisingly heat wave. All local events celebrating the coming of fall were canceled across the city exce, " said Phoenix resident Julia Johnes, "Lucky for us our jobs and children's schools have been closed by the City, "This is so unusual, According to local news station ABC15 KNXV-TV's weather authority, Amber Sullins, Arizona, blanket, blankets, but 113, citing serious health risks for anyone being outside today.", cold, coldness, couple awoke to sweat and extreme discomfort as temperatures overnight remained in the low 90's., Coyote Rush, even forcing the National Weather Service to issue Excessive Heat Warnings for the area in effect until 8 p.m. Thursday. Record highs have been reported around the city and temperatures will continue , extra blankets, funny, he desert couple is sticking together in this time of need. "I am going to shave my husband's beard today. It's such a shame because he was looking forward to having that beard for those cold nights c, heat, hot, in August, in my opinion, it has to be Global Warming, it will be extremely difficult to take off this time of the year., It's like summer in August!, it's so unusual for temperatures to be in the mid to upper 90s in august, James Dust, Jason Stieler, Justin Marshall, my husband helped me slip out of the hoody I was wearing last night and actually picked out my outfit today, phoenix heat wave, Rhonda Turner, Scottsdale, so hot, Southwest Suffer From Unseasonably High Temperatures, stories, temperatures will remain higher than normal, unfortunately that ended rather abruptly. Shockingly eight minutes after the blocks of ice were delivered to the sculptors they melted for some reasons. The ice sculpting organizer was quoted as sayin, unusual, who mentioned that the extra blanket she added three nights ago is so silky and comfortable, why is it so hot in august in arizona | Leave a comment

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