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Story(a) + Storee(b)= Part 1 of ?

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Coyote Rush

*Note from Editor.* *There was a lot of crazy people around everyone when this story was written. Many of them tried to help this story blossom. Most just thought it was awesome and should be left alone. Leaving a story: … Continue reading →

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A Few Good Things To Do When Ghostbusters Don’t Answer Their Phone

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Coyote Rush

1. You call back and say, “Hey Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing.” 2. You make CERTAIN that the bathtub is trying to eat you before you cause mass chaos. 3. Dogs and cats living together! 4. If there … Continue reading →

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Here Is A Quick Psychology/Sociology/Seminary/Philosophy Session.

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Hi. I can totally sum up the human life experience in one short phrase. I will spoil it for you if you want? Do you want to know what it was??

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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →

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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Posted on November 2, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading →

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

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