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Congress To Pass New Health Bill

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Washington— On Capitol Hill many congressmen and women have finally realized what every single person in the United States wants. More laws that are intended to improve our health. Over the past five to ten years many states have passed … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged bars, Bill, Brenda Johnson, cancer, Cara Caraboutit, cigarettes, Congress, Health, internment camps, men, New, obama, old women, Pass, quitting, Shocking, Smoking, taken away, to, Woman, women | Leave a comment

Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name | Leave a comment

Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman | Leave a comment

I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged do, drugs, going, i know, maybe, mind, mind readers, mysterious, mystical, mystics, next, perfect, predictions, psychics, read your mind, readers, right, Rock, see, sex, telepathy, to, what, wrong, you're | Leave a comment

Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 3g Messaging Device At A Value Price., affordable, all contained within an ultra-slim handset that’s less than ½-inch thick. Slide it into any pocket: your purse, Atlanta, bad, Beyong-Yeop Park, breaking news, bright, Cayote Roof, cheap, Company You've Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years, consumer, consumer report, consumer review, Coyote Rush, ever, features, for what it is meant to do — being a Quick Messaging Device with some internet surfing capability — the Pantech Link excels. If you’re looking at getting a device that can do half the stuff any smartp, funny news, GA, good, great, he Pantech Link packs it in — a gorgeous 2.4" LCD screen and full keyboard, jokes, Justin Marshall, Large Qvga Screen And Soft Touch Textured Finish On The Back. It Is Designed To Appeal To Those Seeking A Feature Packed, link, Pantech, pantech link, Pantech P7040 Link At&t Quadband Smartphone, pantek, parady, parody, phone, points, really cheap, review, shockuation, silly, Smartphone - AT&T - GSM - WCDMA - With QWERTY Keyboard - Quad-band - 1.3 megapixel camera Pantech At&t Link (p7040) Exciting, spots, Stylish Quick Messaging Device. This Ultra-slim (less Than 10mm) Qwerty-bar Design Has Stylish Chrome Highlights, super cheap, terrible, The design is where the Link shines the most when compared to the Slate. Where the Slate was boxy and thick, the founder and CEO, the Link is 10 mm thin and curvy enough to be stylish. Where the Slate felt like a rock in your hand, the Link is a great fit and easily gripped., this will work great for you., worst, you will not be interested in this one. But if you are a large-volume texter that wants to listen to music or do some simple web browsing, your briefcase or the back of your skinny jeans. The Link is one of the easiest text messaging phones out there. | Leave a comment

Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular "I'm pretty sure that the hardest j, but I sorta think that being the President of the United States has to be hardest job in America, but if you don't like it just delete me or I will delete you, D.C." At press release Sherri had one like and twenty one comments, Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization, most of them stating that actually their jobs were tougher and of higher stress day to day. Sherri hasn't deleted anyone yet. Stay Tuned. Coyote Rush P.S. Oliver Pepper is still in jail., ocal woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, OH-, or at least Washington, Toledo, turned on the computer, typed in www.facebook.com and updated her status as follows: "I know some of you aren't going to agree with me, walked to the office | Leave a comment

Facebook?

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this… Here is the latest quote on Facebook from its creator. Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged "I knew it was that Justin Marshall's birthday and I really wanted to overshadow his birthday with the continuous griping of the Facebook community. He still ended up getting like 500 notifications fo, "I'm really only trying to get old people off the site." The first day the "newish" layout was unveiled was Justin Marshall's birthday. Zuckerberg had this to say about his decision to reveal the chan, but imagine if I wouldn't have put in that update.", Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. -Mark Zuckerberg, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this..., The quote was sparked by hours and hours of error messages and constant changing of layouts on the website. Zuckerberg was also quoted to say | Leave a comment

Scientology: Why it makes so much sense.

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Now, I know that I’m only stating a fact with that headline and don’t really need to go on, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense. Scientology is created … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, 1. L. Ron Hubbard Founded it! This is L. Ron Hubbard..., all in all it's a flawless thing. I mean, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense., church, crazy, false, god, I know that I'm only stating a fact with that headline and don't really need to go on, John, L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer., L. Ron Hubbard was quoted as saying, no wonder it makes sense., Now, right, Scientology: Why it makes so much sense., So, The symbol for Scientology looks like a Christian cross with something exploding at its crux., think about it, Tom Cruise is a member!, worship, wrong, you start a religion." So | Leave a comment

It’s My Birthday…. Why do I still have to go to work?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Vance County, North Carolina- A local man turned 28 years old today and still was expected to carry out his regular duties. These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, changed and ready for the day, showering, not to mention doing … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged all, baby talk, birthday plans, birthdays, changed and ready for the day, come on man., country, day, do, Do you work on your birthday?, Education, have, having to baby talk to his son, Hines, Ian, job, Laden, make, my mom both told me I should have taken off. I just see it as an ordinary day. If I would have taken off today, North Carolina, not, not to mention doing the same for himself. Other duties included, Not wanting to go to school or work on your birthday, not working on your birthday, on birthdays, people, regular talk with his wife, Rod, school, sex, should, showering, sleep, Some workplaces routinely have cake and ice cream, Special, Teaching, then baby/regular talk all day at work. All of this on his birthday, then I would have had more work to do tomorrow., These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, to, tons, Vance County, why, work, working on your birthday | Leave a comment

Leyland Gets Contract Extension Tigers to Promptly Tank Season

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Cleveland, OH- Tuesday the Detroit Tigers’ skipper received a one year contract extension, the Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians. “The way I look at it … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged ", " Leyland said while smoking three cigarettes at once. Leyland continued, "If you think about it we have this three game series with Cleveland in Cleveland, Batman, Cabby, Cleveland, Confused, Detroit, funny, funny news, funny political, got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I ask a random child on the street to pick the lineup, I got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I just put Raburn in for those. Don't even ask me why I wouldn't try pitching our rookie Jacob Turner.", Inge, Justin Marshall, Leyland, Leyland also plans on saving a spot for Brandon Inge who is currently in the minors and is batting a stellar .177 this season. Stay Tuned Tigers Fans! Coyote Rush, Miggy, OH-, Raburn, so we can finish the lead off then. Plus, sometimes I get a stray Batman or Superman, Sports, Superman, Tigers, Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians., Tuesday the Detroit Tigers' skipper received a one year contract extension, Victor, we get swept there no problem. The lead is down to what two games at that point? Either way, we play them in about a week, which is a loss for sure. When Penny pitches I don't even make the lineup, you have to factor in a Brad Penny start in that week or ten days | Leave a comment

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