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Four Ways To Stay Healthy And Have A Great Summer

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

As you may have noticed it isn’t winter currently. That means we are no longer living in Polar Vortexes and walking to our car isn’t like hard labor in Siberia. And as far as I know we didn’t go backwards … Continue reading →

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Is Neil Young Correct?

Posted on April 22, 2014 by James Dust

In his song, “My My, Hey Hey” he emphatically exclaims that it is “better to burn out than to fade away.” Now, these words can be taken in a variety of situations: life in general, being a rock star, and the one … Continue reading →

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Putin Named Sexiest Man Alive

Posted on April 10, 2014 by James Dust

Putin may be busy with hostile take overs of chunks of land that belong to sovereign states, but that doesn’t stop him from bringing home 2014’s Sexiest Man Alive award. It doesn’t matter if he is sitting at his desk … Continue reading →

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Ukraine: What Year Is It?

Posted on March 3, 2014 by James Dust

Ukraine whispered this into my type-y fingers this afternoon. Ukraine: Do we have to be in the Союз Советских Социалистических Республик? Or Do we have to be in the European Union? Putin is right there are people that speak Russia in … Continue reading →

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Dinner Time From The Far East

Posted on February 21, 2014 by James Dust

My uncle Bill bought a large box full of mysterious Chinese food for Christmas. It cost him 75 cents. All in Chinese and there is no American description, I’ve been harassing him for a long time to eat them. FINALLY, … Continue reading →

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Every Trip To Walmart Is The Weirdest Trip To Walmart

Posted on January 14, 2014 by James Dust

It Just Is   Everywhere Nowhere Anywhere Walmart- Oh, it’s there. It’s lurking. It has its big blue sign out, “HEY, CHECK IT OUT, CHEAP THINGS! FOOD? OH YES! JUST COME IN FOR A SECOND, THAT’S ALL!” Said Walmart into … Continue reading →

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The History of Jazz, Part I

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

In the beginning, there were lots of good jazz. The truth is, however, most of the jazzes were bad ones, and a man had to do some hard searching to find the good jazzes. One man, named Mister Jazz, had … Continue reading →

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Top Ten: Jaleel White’s Most Memorable Roles

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

For this edition of the Top Ten, the Shockuation Room is celebrating actor Jaleel White with a retrospective of his career. To commemorate 30 years on screen, let’s look back at Jaleel’s ten most memorable characters. 10. Steve Urkel, “The … Continue reading →

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Ok Seriously, This Isn’t Entertaining, Informing, Humorous or anything else you would want to read

Posted on November 3, 2013 by James Dust

The reason that this story is being published is that my friend Danny said he would give me a pouch of Big League Chew. I thought to myself, “seriously?” I hadn’t had big league chew since I was like eight … Continue reading →

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Friends Go To Nursing Home To Reminisce With Friend That Has Alzheimer’s

Posted on October 23, 2013 by James Dust

Patty Millington and Michelle Collingsworth drove three hours to visit their friend Brad Ivory that had recently been admitted to a nursing home on account of his deteriorating mental condition, which they had great reason to suspect it was Alzheimer’s … Continue reading →

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