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Southwest Suffer From Unseasonably High Temperatures

Phoenix, AZ- A couple awoke to sweat and extreme discomfort as temperatures overnight remained in the low 90’s. “This is so unusual,” said Phoenix resident Julia Johnes, who mentioned that the extra blanket she added three nights ago is so … Continue reading

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Border Collie Runs for the Border

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading

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Reading The Shockuation Room’s News Saves Lives!

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay, isn’t that a little bold of a statement?” And to you I would say “no.” Let’s truly think about it here. Do you know anyone that reads The Shockuation Room … Continue reading

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